Deadpool
❝Oh, Hello.❞
❝I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own Carrd site? I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Faniel". If that isn’t enough of a clue, his writer tag rhymes with “Fakomancer”. And let me tell you, even Queen Liz would be bloody proud of that lad’s Crown Jewels. Anyway, why don’t you just tap one of those buttons down there. Go on. You know you want to.❞
Portrayal Information
This portrayal of Wade Winston Wilson, A.K.A. Deadpool, is going to be a combination of Wade from the comics and from the movies.
Like the comics, Wade has two voices in his head, as well as his own. You can tell which is talking from the font and marks used.
❝I’m Wade Wilson! Anything in this font with these quotation marks is audible and coming from your Friendly Neighbourhood Merc with a Mouth!❞
〔⠀ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴡᴀᴅᴇ's ɴᴏɢɢɪɴ! ɪ'ᴍ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴀᴅᴄᴀᴘ! ᴡᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ғᴜsᴇᴅ. ɪᴛ's ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ sᴛᴏʀʏ… ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀ ɪᴛ?〕
「⠀ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀʟsᴏ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴡᴀᴅᴇ's ʜᴇᴀᴅ. ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ sᴜʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪᴛ's ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴇᴠᴇᴀʟᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄs ʏᴇᴛ (ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅʀ. ʙᴏɴɢ, ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ) ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇs. 」
About Deadpool
Real Name: ❝Wade Winston Wilson❞
Alias: ❝Deadpool or The Merc With a Mouth!❞
Gender: ❝Male❞
Height: ❝6’2”❞
Weight: ❝210 lbs (95 kg) of pure muscle!❞
Age: ❝27 years young.❞
Birthday: ❝1st April. April Fools!❞
Sexuality: ❝Whatever I feel like I am in the moment. Guys, gals and non-binary pals, I love them all! Does that count as pansexual?❞
Eye Colour: ❝I’ve got beautiful brown eyes.❞
Occupation: ❝A mercenary. Not a hero so don’t get it mixed up.❞
Unusual Features: ❝I’m bald… and my face looks like Freddy Kreuger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.❞
Headcanons
1.
❝I’ve got a wearable hologram projector. I can use it to project an image of any face I want on mine!❞
〔⠀ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴜɢʟʏ ᴍᴜɢ! 〕
「⠀ᴜsᴇғᴜʟ ғᴏʀ ɪɴғɪʟᴛʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴄᴏɴɴᴀɪssᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴍɪssɪᴏɴs… ᴀɴᴅ ғᴏʀ ʜɪᴅɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ғᴀᴄᴇ. 」
2.
❝Whenever I ‘die’, I follow the same path everyone else follows after they die. I meet Death.❞
「⠀ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴀs ғᴀʀ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏ. 」
⠀❝Yeah, I spend some time with Lady Death and then I get dragged back into the land of the living.❞
3.
❝My katanas are pretty fucking awesome!❞
〔⠀ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟɪᴇɴ! 〕
「⠀ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ, ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴏғ ᴀʟɪᴇɴ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ. 」
⠀❝These bad boys are made from the metal of those alien ships that attacked New York years ago. The Chitauri ships.❞
Solos & Storylines
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❝Solos❞
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❝Storylines❞
Rules
❝Now for the boring stuff.❞
Boring but necessary.
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1. NO LEWD
Wade is a flirty, foul-mouthed character who makes dirty jokes and references but that’s not an invitation for lewd. I won’t do any lewd roleplay, not even with ships. The most anyone will get from my muse is kissing and cuddling.
The soft and wholesome stuff.
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2. No Pestering
I’m a pretty forgetful guy sometimes so don’t be afraid to send me a DM to remind me to reply to a thread or DM roleplay but don’t overdo it. One or two reminders are more than enough.
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3. Give Some Credit
I’m no artist so nearly every piece of art I post will be from someone else. I’ll make sure to credit the original artists appropriately but, in the rare occasions where the art or edit is all mine, please give me some credit. I’d really appreciate it.